ManSpider's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Khuskan you dumb cunt its 2006]

Hey me?

What are the lyrics to this bad motherfucker me?

GoreBastard responds:

YOU HAVE TO DOWNLOAD IT TO PLAY IT BECAUSE NEWGROUNDS IS FUCKING STUPID.
>:-(

Lyrics:

*Scream!*

Khuskan, it's 2006
not 2007,
You dumb fucking cunt!
Don't you know the date?

We've still got,
17 days
till 2007

You fucking retard.
Bleeuurrrgghhh
Timmay!

Bleught
Noise throat bleaurg noise noise noise
stupid shit blaaahhhh blaaaahhh!

*THE MOST METAL SCREAM IN THE UNIVERSE*

Khuskan!!!
He can't tell the time!
You stupid fucking cunt
It's still 2006!
In 17 days it will be,
2007
But until then
You're a stupid
Fucking
CUUUNNNT!!!

*Metal scream of death!*

GGGRRRUUUURRRGGGHHH!!!

FIGHTING, For Heavy Metal!
Raise your swords!
And slay the queeeeen
Yeeeaaaahhhhahaaa!!!

Yes, I've finally got some spare time...

[HeadBangers Song (demo)]

Kick arse

Cool as fuck riffage there.
All it needs now is some pig grunts and disembowelments.

By the way, I am the same person as GoreBastard, and I've just voted 5 again on all of your songs, even though I've done it before, it let me do it again. That's cool. It worked on my own aswell! It must reset every year or something! Lool! Hahaha!

Cool tune anyway.

[Melting Hopes]

Shit Piss!

Cool riffles there DoomMan. I liked the second riff. It was heavy shit dude!
Keep em coming.

By the way, how are you recording your guitar?

RadRacer responds:

hey Gorebastard(you can't fool me with your manspider shinanigans). Man the second riff is the first thing I ever made up on guitar (its all power chords), unless your talking about what would be the third riff . . . I dunno. I'm recording it with some crap mic I bought from Wally World for 20 dollars, using the program Audacity

[Tryin' Out Riffs]

Riffles!

Nice riffs man. I've heared this before but never had time to review it. Didn't really have a favourite riff, they were all pretty cool. All you need is drums and they will all sound awesome dude!
good fast playing too.

RadRacer responds:

Thank you, your too kind

[Abyss 901 pt.1 redone (FM)]

Metal is the shizzle

Fucking wahhh!
I keep listening to your shit lately. It's fucking dead good it sure is mate yeah it is you wanna fight about it it's dead good that's why I keep listening to it because it's cool as fuck, it's dead good this music mate.

Fucking metal.

FlameMesial responds:

Fucking metal will live on, my friend. Stay true.

[YOUR WORST FUCKING NIGHTMARE 2]

Satan

Damn, I completely forgot that you asked me to "vocalize" this one for you! I don't know if I'm too late since you said in a review for one of my tunes that you've added vocals to it, but if you want any backup vocals, then I'm your man dude!

Fucking hell, I forgot how cool this tune was!

FlameMesial responds:

I made a vocal version, yes, but I reckon you can do a better job dood.

Perhaps that may be because I was randomy grunting into the microphone, and you have a better voice than me too.

So even though I've only got my vocal version remaining on the computer, you could still download the song here and 'vocalize' the song. I'm on msn now, so you can even send it to me through there!

Cheers for the second review Gore!

[*marry had a little lam remix*]

What the fuck?

Jesus fucking wept!
Don't ever make anything like this again!
It sounds like something from a "My First Keyboard" toy that a 4 year old kid would have. It hurts the fucking ears. Suck suck suck. Fuck this shit.

Queen responds:

who review all of everyones songs u noob

[Rot in Hell]

Bollocks

I wonder when this review page will get to page 4?
You gay bitch
I hate your face
You are shit
I'll stab your eye
You gay bitch
I hate your face
You are shit
I'll stab your eye
You gay bitch
I hate your face
You are shit
I'll stab your eye
You gay bitch
I hate your face
You are shit
I'll stab your eye

[Bond, James Bond... Metalized!]

Shit Eater

Shit Eater.

[Metallica - Holier Than Thou]

Well made

Although I've never liked synth guitars, I've used them before and I know that it's a pain in the arse to cover another bands song, get the drums right etc... So I think you did a pretty good job dude!