ManSpider's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Khuskan you dumb cunt its 2006]

Hey me?

What are the lyrics to this bad motherfucker me?

GoreBastard responds:

YOU HAVE TO DOWNLOAD IT TO PLAY IT BECAUSE NEWGROUNDS IS FUCKING STUPID.
>:-(

Lyrics:

*Scream!*

Khuskan, it's 2006
not 2007,
You dumb fucking cunt!
Don't you know the date?

We've still got,
17 days
till 2007

You fucking retard.
Bleeuurrrgghhh
Timmay!

Bleught
Noise throat bleaurg noise noise noise
stupid shit blaaahhhh blaaaahhh!

*THE MOST METAL SCREAM IN THE UNIVERSE*

Khuskan!!!
He can't tell the time!
You stupid fucking cunt
It's still 2006!
In 17 days it will be,
2007
But until then
You're a stupid
Fucking
CUUUNNNT!!!

*Metal scream of death!*

GGGRRRUUUURRRGGGHHH!!!

FIGHTING, For Heavy Metal!
Raise your swords!
And slay the queeeeen
Yeeeaaaahhhhahaaa!!!

Yes, I've finally got some spare time...

[Melting Hopes]

Shit Piss!

Cool riffles there DoomMan. I liked the second riff. It was heavy shit dude!
Keep em coming.

By the way, how are you recording your guitar?

RadRacer responds:

hey Gorebastard(you can't fool me with your manspider shinanigans). Man the second riff is the first thing I ever made up on guitar (its all power chords), unless your talking about what would be the third riff . . . I dunno. I'm recording it with some crap mic I bought from Wally World for 20 dollars, using the program Audacity

[Tryin' Out Riffs]

Riffles!

Nice riffs man. I've heared this before but never had time to review it. Didn't really have a favourite riff, they were all pretty cool. All you need is drums and they will all sound awesome dude!
good fast playing too.

RadRacer responds:

Thank you, your too kind

[Abyss 901 pt.1 redone (FM)]

Metal is the shizzle

Fucking wahhh!
I keep listening to your shit lately. It's fucking dead good it sure is mate yeah it is you wanna fight about it it's dead good that's why I keep listening to it because it's cool as fuck, it's dead good this music mate.

Fucking metal.

FlameMesial responds:

Fucking metal will live on, my friend. Stay true.

[YOUR WORST FUCKING NIGHTMARE 2]

Satan

Damn, I completely forgot that you asked me to "vocalize" this one for you! I don't know if I'm too late since you said in a review for one of my tunes that you've added vocals to it, but if you want any backup vocals, then I'm your man dude!

Fucking hell, I forgot how cool this tune was!

FlameMesial responds:

I made a vocal version, yes, but I reckon you can do a better job dood.

Perhaps that may be because I was randomy grunting into the microphone, and you have a better voice than me too.

So even though I've only got my vocal version remaining on the computer, you could still download the song here and 'vocalize' the song. I'm on msn now, so you can even send it to me through there!

Cheers for the second review Gore!

[*marry had a little lam remix*]

What the fuck?

Jesus fucking wept!
Don't ever make anything like this again!
It sounds like something from a "My First Keyboard" toy that a 4 year old kid would have. It hurts the fucking ears. Suck suck suck. Fuck this shit.

Queen responds:

who review all of everyones songs u noob

[A Diabolical God]

Satan!

I can't fucking get enough of this song, that's why I reviewed it twice! (I'm GoreBastard!)

Damn! Keep this shit up.

I'm gonna try and get on my brother and sisters computers and give it 5's from there too, so that it makes the deserved weekly top 5.

Demon-Slayer12 responds:

Holy shit, you reviewed twice because you liked the song so much, holy fuck! Wow, I would really appreciate the 5's dude, and if it makes the weekly top 5 I will be satisfied. And if it gets gold, I will be really happy. Thanks for the cool review dude.

[Provoked to Fucking Kill]

Double-you tee eff?

Wow that was the best thing I've ever heard me. Wow, I am really cool! I rule GoreBastard!!! Hahahahahahaha! That last bitch who reviewed this is a fucking skeleton fucker.

Don't review songs of a genre of music that you don't listen too! Cock smokers.

GoreBastard responds:

Thanks me. You tell em Glen........